Marx Brother Wisdom

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You don't have to speak to be heard.

Always answer the important question first.

Really important people never have anything really important to say.

The best thing to do in a difficult situation is to make an ugly face or offer someone your leg.

Whatever it is I'm against it.

101 uses for scissors, glue and a blow torch.

One properly executed HONK! is worth a thousand words.

There ain't no Sanity Clause.

People are honest but you've got to watch them.

If someone gets you down, stick your feet in their lemonade.

You CAN burn the candle at both ends.

Take time to have a strange interlude.

Outside of a dog a book is Man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Any time you got a lot you gotta too much.

You gotta get up early if you wanna get out of bed.

Some nicknames don't need explaining.

Omit things that you don't think are important.